I've been catching a lot of flack lately, and rightly so. I'll admit, I have been doing a super poor job updating the blog. All excuses aside, I am making a vow right now to keep the blog current so that every one can see our "perfect" little child and all the fun our family has been having. So, with that in mind, get out the tide stick and let's play with the ketchup...I mean, "catch-up"!

Dylan turned 1 year old March 19th. Can you believe it? I'm still trying to figure out who I can legally file a lawsuit against in order to get "time" back. Hey, a woman was awarded millions of dollars for spilling hot coffee herself, it could happen. They could at least give us a warning label..."Caution! Don't blink! Days eat hours, and decades eat years. Pretty soon you're not hungry anymore because your stomach has shrivelled up like the rest of your body, and your kids' kids are having kids. Life is happening before your very eyes. See it all, don't blink!"

But, I guess if they did that, they would have to supply a list of side effects, "Not blinking, may (will) cause dry, itchy, sore, red, swollen, irritable, scratchy, or bloodshot eyes. On occasions, people have been reported to experience blindness, but this is a very rare side effect as most people cannot resist blinking for more than 1-2 minutes. If you see spots or nothing for more than 4 hours, you should consult a doctor immediately."

I digress...here are some pics of Dylan's splendid 1 year celebration. Enjoy and come back soon, as I will be posting more updates in the next few days to come.